dichotomized:

Bonnie’s .38 revolver, a gift from Clyde. Engraved “To Bonnie. I owe you one. Clyde 2-28-32”.

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  ...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

meme-myself-andi:

Why she got three titty

I drunk posted all over the place last night. I was talking shit and explicitly described tatum’s childbirth.

not bad. definitely not the worst.

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

cowhoredom:

Note to self

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